What Would Jesus Do?

[Verse 1]
The restaurant bill is short tonight — 
It 's their fault for the oversight.
Should I slip out or make it right?
What would Jesus do?
Alone at last on the Internet — 
The wife and kids have gone to bed — 
Such stimulating sites ahead — 
But what would Jesus do?

[Chorus]
O Lord, they call us Christians — 
Are we worthy of Your Name?
Were private lives made public
Would Your kingdom suffer shame?
Lord, twenty-four by seven
I will shine my light for You;
And when the choice is given,
Let me ask — what would You do?

​[Verse 2]
Why should I give another cent
To fund this bloated government?
I think it could be better spent — 
What would Jesus do?
I've got the store now to myself — 
The manager's with someone else,
And what I want is on the shelf — 
But what would Jesus do?

[Repeat chorus]

[Bridge]
Now where did that clown learn to drive?
Let's see if he knows sign?
He seems so absent-minded that I'll give a piece of mine — 
But what would Jesus do?

[Repeat chorus]